Its name is 'Heriwold'

Me: My monster bowl was smiling at me when I got here. I smiled back.

Her: This news warms my heart! Know what else warms my heart? Starting out the day working at a coffee shop.

Me: I think I will name my monster bowl "Heriwold."

Her: Apropos of ...

Me: Likely of nothing. I just like the name Harold, and it originates from Heriwold, and it seems like that's what it should be named. It looks like a Heriwold. Or Beowulf. But more Heriwold. I think the feet would be hairy if it was alive.

Her: You truly have no idea how delighted I am that you're naming it.